Why Lar Got Aliens in Indiana Jones? -_-"

Indie indie indie. What should i say about the new episode of Indiana Jones (Kingdom Of The Crystal Skulls). It's a big disappointment with a capital D... and a big NO. To think that i skipped dinner just to watched it...


























Many blame it on Harrison Ford saying he's too old to run around dodging traps and fighting villains. Many say he looks like a fumbling buffoon in the new episode but i disagree. Indiana Jones was always like that. He's never graceful archeologist to start with. Indie doesn't plans ahead and he leaves wreckage and chaos wherever he goes. Ok, he's a bit scruffy now but that's beside the point.



















The movie is a flop because it's guilty of a having NO plot, poor video editing and exaggerated scenes. The story is like a NO-story at all. All i saw was Indie and his kid (Shia LeBeouf - he's great. i think he's the next big thing) mad racing from one place to another. There's NO mystery. NO great adventure except for some small hiccups here and there. Also, there NO character development but darn lots of loop holes in the movie. We don't know much about the woman villain except that she speaks funny and is crazy obsessed with anything psychic. We don't know much about Indie's son except that he's his father's son. Actually we don't know much about anybody in the movie.

















The scenes are so exaggerated and messy it gave the impression that film was poorly pieced together. Hey, what's with the Tarzan scene - Indie Jr. swinging like a Tarzan??!! Why lar got nukes in the movies and aliens in Amazon (ala ala Machu Picchu)?! Did George Lucas ran out of any good ideas for a story? NO? Maybe Steven Spielberg still can't get over E.T. Unbelievable.


























Now you get why it's a big NO? Unless you're an Indie fan like me, you might not want to watch this.


Arghhhh.... i still can't get over the Tarzan and aliens scene...